What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:12
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What do you typically do while on meth?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.